I Could Never Be Your Woman

17 Dec

The quick among you have surely picked up on my naming posts after song titles. Thanks to the magic that is PandoraJam (download it is life changing) I stumbled across a lovely little ditty by the name of “Your Woman” which goes something along the lines of “I could never be the right kind of girl for you. I could never be your women, etc. etc.”. The song is actually sung by a man, but details. I’ve resisted writing this post long enough, but I made it through finals and I can only stand so much studying for the GRE. So below you’ll find pictures of my worst nightmares for men’s attire. I’m not too picky. Basically I like to go by the mantra: Dress your age. Act your age.

My hips are bigger than yours. I don’t really need such an obvious reminder of that fact.

 

I just can’t take fedoras seriously outside a gangster movie. Shoot me.

 

Graphic tees were cute in middle school. Please dress like a grown adult.

 

And now for the

“Be still my heart portion of this post”

 

Real men wear suits or at the very least have a few at their disposal. Lesson learned? Class dismissed.

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