The quick among you have surely picked up on my naming posts after song titles. Thanks to the magic that is PandoraJam (download it is life changing) I stumbled across a lovely little ditty by the name of “Your Woman” which goes something along the lines of “I could never be the right kind of girl for you. I could never be your women, etc. etc.”. The song is actually sung by a man, but details. I’ve resisted writing this post long enough, but I made it through finals and I can only stand so much studying for the GRE. So below you’ll find pictures of my worst nightmares for men’s attire. I’m not too picky. Basically I like to go by the mantra: Dress your age. Act your age.
My hips are bigger than yours. I don’t really need such an obvious reminder of that fact.
I just can’t take fedoras seriously outside a gangster movie. Shoot me.
Graphic tees were cute in middle school. Please dress like a grown adult.
And now for the
“Be still my heart portion of this post”
Real men wear suits or at the very least have a few at their disposal. Lesson learned? Class dismissed.



